come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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