You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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