i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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