so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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