how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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