playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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