hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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