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There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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