last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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