He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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