I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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