We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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