sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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