the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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