I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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