do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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