Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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