After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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