plz talk dirty to me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
