Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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