STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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