ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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