ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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