well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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