I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
false alarm, still single
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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