of course. lets lasso hookers.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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