thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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