Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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