i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This is my gift to your gina
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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