It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
