Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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