I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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