i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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