I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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