You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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