Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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