We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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