The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
zippers are such a cool invention
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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