Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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