help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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