"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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