I think i peed on brittanys purse
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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