I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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