But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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