Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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