i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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