There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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