you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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