The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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