is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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