oh god the rape fog is back!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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