There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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