When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
