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(773): View more from Illinois

When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

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Prob not but she was surprised

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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy

(513): View more from Ohio

It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms

(513): View more from Ohio

But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!

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