I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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