Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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