ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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